Wednesday, April 11, 2007

haha...jokes on you.

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.

Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil.

"You're on my list but I have no room for you.

As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to
let some-one else go.

I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.

I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let you decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room.

In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.

He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.

Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said.

"I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I
could stay in hot water all day."

The devil led him to the next room.

In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of

All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.

"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.

The devil opened a third door.

In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms
staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,

"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said,

"Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"


rawbean said...

hahaha awesome

why is the type so small, I was squinting!

yrautca said...

You funny PP.

Natalia said...

Loves it! I would love to see this joke as a comic strip. It would be hilarious. Especially if someone could capture his monkey-face, you know...the one he puts on when he's confused. So, pretty much his face all the time.


Lindsey said...

Just wanted to pop in and say hello.

Sexy Suburbanite said...

He he - too funny!! It put the worst visual EVER in my head though!

Amichai said...

that was pretty funny.

Phil said...

Only one post in the past 3 weeks? I hope you're alright.

Px said...

heh heh
good stuff

Paula said...

Good one!