Friday, June 17, 2011

Early Morning Conversations

So i have someone who calls me everyday sort of 5:50am early...just to say good morning. He's great and I really adore him, so its acceptable, although for the most part, this type of behavior is highly frowned upon.

He's half Chinese, and this morning mentioned something about the Mongols (becuase after "good morning", we apparently discuss ancient history).

Me: Wouldnt it be cool if you were related to Genghis Khan?

Him: I could be - he apparently liked having sex, and probably had a lot of kids.

Me: Well, you always talk about all the sex you have - so you might be.

Him: haha...totally.

Me: you also like Twinkies?

** Silence**

Me: Oh...nevermind...that was the Genghis Khan in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

hilarity ensues.


Christielli said...

Awww, that's really sweet that someone calls you every day to say good morning.

Really, really sweet! :)

blepharisma said...

Ahahaha! Joe LOVES Genghis Khan! One doc we saw on him implied that he procreated so widely across the world that almost everyone is a descendent of him in some way. Creepy.

Anonymous said...

I've got this book somewhere. Totally Useless History of the World or something or other. In that book, the claim is made that DNA tests have proven that something like 1 in 10 people of Asian ancestry are descendants from Genghis Khan. He basically picked up a new harem in every town or village he visited as he conquered them. The amount sex that guy had, he musta had some sort of ancient Mongol Viagra. And probably a whole slew of venereal diseases.

Okay, but seriously. 5:50am calls to say "Good morning." Even a pansy-ass whoopsie like myself doesn't do that. Sheesh!

yrautca said...

I didnt know you could speak Chinese!

jason said...

You actually pick up your phone before 8am every day? That's crazy. At least you get some laughs in to start your day.

berly02 said...

I always like to discuss history first thing in the morning. ;)

But seriously, 5:50 is way to early. Tell me you leave work at 2 pm.

Phil said...

I'm usually up at 5:50. Need more calls that aren't so ridiculous?