So i have someone who calls me everyday sort of early...like 5:50am early...just to say good morning. He's great and I really adore him, so its acceptable, although for the most part, this type of behavior is highly frowned upon.
He's half Chinese, and this morning mentioned something about the Mongols (becuase after "good morning", we apparently discuss ancient history).
Me: Wouldnt it be cool if you were related to Genghis Khan?
Him: I could be - he apparently liked having sex, and probably had a lot of kids.
Me: Well, you always talk about all the sex you have - so you might be.
Me: Well...do you also like Twinkies?
Me: Oh...nevermind...that was the Genghis Khan in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.