This week consisted again, of drinking, and going out almost everynight. However, on Friday, we had some deep introspective conversation about the 5 date challenge that coincided with the events of the evening.
- Invited our quai-cute waiter to sit down with us and have a few drinks after he was done work. He actually did, and we ended up doing many shots, plus all the martinis I drank...not to mention the drinking I did the rest of the day. So our waiter sits down with us, and starts going on about how he was raised at a race track *his dad was a jockey*, how his brother sliced his skull open...twice, how he has a bucket of phone numbers of girls he will never call, how he has three beer store phone numbers programmed into his cell phone, how the first thing beside his bed is a bottle of tequila, and how he's almost 21. 21!!!! Oh god. Me and LD looked at eachother and gagged. And then he pulled out his switchblade, opened it up, and told us he carries it for protectoin. I cant imagine the look on my face....we left while he got up and went to the bathroom. *he was also sitting with staff at another table, so i didnt really care.*
Through out the course of the night, sitting with this guy, Dave, "T" pointed out that this guy should count as a date becuase I asked a strange guy to sit with us, AND he bought shots. Me and LD burst out laughing, and say that it does count as one out of the 5 date challenge, and we call Miss Ash, in tears saying LD - 1, PP - 1, Miss Ash - 0.
We werent really counting him as a date, and laughed about how funny it was. And at the end of the night, I confessed that I would never date him anyway, as he was very bizzare. But we thought it was funny. Although, at this point we agreed that there needs to be some sort of breakdown, rule wise.
I would post them, but miss ash would disagree with them, she wants to change the year to 4 months....me and my friends arent daters. We dont date, and every relationship we've been in never started with a total stranger and the phrase "would you like to go for a ....... sometime?" At least, none of mine have. I'll tell you right now, in 4 months, I wont have one date. I'll hook up with someone, but I wont date them. But I digress.
Walking back to the car at the end of the night, I was, surprisingly, not drunk, and I looked at LD, and said "How is this our life?"....the best nights, are when she cant even answer, and she just shakes her head, becuase she has no idea either.
Although, on the way home, we did agree that "Dave" solidifies the reason that we dont usually meet new people. Dave is the epitomy of why I dont want to meet new people. The guy carries a switchblade for fucks sake, and he looked like John Travoltas friends in Grease. Ive never seen West Side Story...but I imagine that Dave would have fit right in....minus the singing.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Thursday, July 27, 2006
In Advertisement for Myself
Long lost love? Wanna find them again, and get back what you've had? No problem. You've come to the right place.
An example?? I thought you'd never ask.
Case 1: The H&Z Story
H meets Z. They date a long time, and break up because of outside circumstances. 9 years ago. Years go by, she inquires about his well being, as I know someone who is still good friends with him. Just this past April, i'm talking to H, and she asks about him. I get his email address from the person I know, and send it over to her and say "Ask him yourself. I'm sure he'd love to hear from you."
She emails him, but doenst hear back....until like 2 weeks later.
They talk everyday from that point on, confess their undying love for one another, and immediately get back together. After seeing eachother 2 times in a month *they live 8 hours apart*, he decides that he cant live without her, quits his job, and moves to where she is, so she can finish her Masters.
She's already said that she wants me in her wedding party *if and when*, as she says i'm the reason they're back together.
Case 2: The R&M Saga
R&M date a while, and break up...about a year and a half ago. I move to windsor, meet up with R. We hang out, he's a decent friend. We discuss lost loves, and he tells me about M *all of this happens about 2 months BEFORE the H&Z story*.
He knows where she was last living, but hates M's old room mate, so calls, but doesnt get anywhere. I call as well, and Matlock that I am, find out a bit of info. (I also blogged about this a while back, if I should give the address that I got, you all said no, so I didnt).
However, shortly after that phone call, I lose touch with R, becuase of school...and I lost his number. He tried to contact me, but never left his number and I could never call him back. He text messaged me the other day. I talked to him last night.
About the beginning of May, M's old roommate runs into her, and says that R, and some other chick (me) were looking for her. She emails him, and they begin to talk again. They immediately decide to go for din, and get back together. Within a month, they are engaged.
I have never met M before, but I talked to R last night, he said that M wants me to be in her wedding party. I ask "Why??? Ive never met her." and R says "I owe my entire relationship to you. If you hadnt gotten me thinking of her again, and helped me look for her, I probably never would have talked to her again".
But I cant find ONE decent relationship for myself.
The Unhinged Princess, Miracle Worker.
An example?? I thought you'd never ask.
Case 1: The H&Z Story
H meets Z. They date a long time, and break up because of outside circumstances. 9 years ago. Years go by, she inquires about his well being, as I know someone who is still good friends with him. Just this past April, i'm talking to H, and she asks about him. I get his email address from the person I know, and send it over to her and say "Ask him yourself. I'm sure he'd love to hear from you."
She emails him, but doenst hear back....until like 2 weeks later.
They talk everyday from that point on, confess their undying love for one another, and immediately get back together. After seeing eachother 2 times in a month *they live 8 hours apart*, he decides that he cant live without her, quits his job, and moves to where she is, so she can finish her Masters.
She's already said that she wants me in her wedding party *if and when*, as she says i'm the reason they're back together.
Case 2: The R&M Saga
R&M date a while, and break up...about a year and a half ago. I move to windsor, meet up with R. We hang out, he's a decent friend. We discuss lost loves, and he tells me about M *all of this happens about 2 months BEFORE the H&Z story*.
He knows where she was last living, but hates M's old room mate, so calls, but doesnt get anywhere. I call as well, and Matlock that I am, find out a bit of info. (I also blogged about this a while back, if I should give the address that I got, you all said no, so I didnt).
However, shortly after that phone call, I lose touch with R, becuase of school...and I lost his number. He tried to contact me, but never left his number and I could never call him back. He text messaged me the other day. I talked to him last night.
About the beginning of May, M's old roommate runs into her, and says that R, and some other chick (me) were looking for her. She emails him, and they begin to talk again. They immediately decide to go for din, and get back together. Within a month, they are engaged.
I have never met M before, but I talked to R last night, he said that M wants me to be in her wedding party. I ask "Why??? Ive never met her." and R says "I owe my entire relationship to you. If you hadnt gotten me thinking of her again, and helped me look for her, I probably never would have talked to her again".
But I cant find ONE decent relationship for myself.
The Unhinged Princess, Miracle Worker.
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