Thursday, July 27, 2006

In Advertisement for Myself

Long lost love? Wanna find them again, and get back what you've had? No problem. You've come to the right place.

An example?? I thought you'd never ask.

Case 1: The H&Z Story

H meets Z. They date a long time, and break up because of outside circumstances. 9 years ago. Years go by, she inquires about his well being, as I know someone who is still good friends with him. Just this past April, i'm talking to H, and she asks about him. I get his email address from the person I know, and send it over to her and say "Ask him yourself. I'm sure he'd love to hear from you."

She emails him, but doenst hear back....until like 2 weeks later.

They talk everyday from that point on, confess their undying love for one another, and immediately get back together. After seeing eachother 2 times in a month *they live 8 hours apart*, he decides that he cant live without her, quits his job, and moves to where she is, so she can finish her Masters.

She's already said that she wants me in her wedding party *if and when*, as she says i'm the reason they're back together.

Case 2: The R&M Saga

R&M date a while, and break up...about a year and a half ago. I move to windsor, meet up with R. We hang out, he's a decent friend. We discuss lost loves, and he tells me about M *all of this happens about 2 months BEFORE the H&Z story*.

He knows where she was last living, but hates M's old room mate, so calls, but doesnt get anywhere. I call as well, and Matlock that I am, find out a bit of info. (I also blogged about this a while back, if I should give the address that I got, you all said no, so I didnt).

However, shortly after that phone call, I lose touch with R, becuase of school...and I lost his number. He tried to contact me, but never left his number and I could never call him back. He text messaged me the other day. I talked to him last night.

About the beginning of May, M's old roommate runs into her, and says that R, and some other chick (me) were looking for her. She emails him, and they begin to talk again. They immediately decide to go for din, and get back together. Within a month, they are engaged.

I have never met M before, but I talked to R last night, he said that M wants me to be in her wedding party. I ask "Why??? Ive never met her." and R says "I owe my entire relationship to you. If you hadnt gotten me thinking of her again, and helped me look for her, I probably never would have talked to her again".

But I cant find ONE decent relationship for myself.

The Unhinged Princess, Miracle Worker.

19 comments:

Trib said...

Good work! I try to break up marriages. Luckily, I'm not as successful as you.
Maybe one of your five will be totally decent. And by decent I mean meet your expectations of handsome, intelligent, articulate, wealthy, funny, and available.

Scott said...

Good work! I am sure you will find someone fun and exctiing for yourself soon.

Scott

Dawn said...

So when are you going to do that for the rest of your friends, huh? I'm waiting?

Princess Pessimism said...

Trib - Oh i've done that myself once....it was bad news. I'm HOPING one of the 5 turns out to be all right....i have to find them first though.

Scott - I wanted to ask you a question, expect an email from me soon.

Dawn - COME ON.. I was unaware that you had a long lost love...and i'm not counting Donnie Wahlberg. Good news girl Talk to me tonight.

angel, jr. said...

I wonder if the old cliche, it happens when you don't look for it is really true. I've been looking and have yet to find mine.

Lindsey said...

And I'm the Goddess of Sex...getting no sex. We're in the same boat again.

Princess Pessimism said...

Angel - LOL!! I suppose. These people didnt have to, I guess I found it for them *so they claim, I dont take all the credit*

Linny - Thats right girl. Think of all the hot boys you can hook up with in the UK. They wont know what hit them.

Miss Ash said...

I don't to find any of my ex's LOL.

Princess Pessimism said...

Miss Ash - I usually dont either, but actually one that I dated 10 yeras ago just called me tuesday night...talk about CRAZY

rawbean said...

I can't believe these people want you in their wedding party - how is that a thank you?? Here, by a three hundred dollar dress! Eventhough I barely know you!

Good work though.

Big Ben said...

I have told people straight up that I didn't think the person they were with or were dating (early on) was a good mate and they got married! I got invited to both weddings anyway.

Natalia said...

Awwww...I love those kinds of stories. And I think there would be more of them if people stopped with the PRIDE. I mean, yes if someone rejects you, you shouldn't throw yourself at their feet. But if you love someone and are unsure how they feel, taking a leap of faith and putting your pride away to try to contact them is a good way to go :)

You rock!

-N

Princess Pessimism said...

Rawbean - I KNOW!!! I'd totally prefer cash as a thank you. :)

Ben - Ive done that too, told the girl that I thought she was making a huge mistake. I was her maid of honor....they were divorced within 16 months.

Nat - You're absolutely right. I do rock.

Dawn said...

No lost loves, and Donnie Wahlberg was never a lost love, it was Joey McIntyre...I don't think I could ever look at an ex and think I want to be with them again, we broke up for a reason and I doubt that would have changed

Princess Pessimism said...

Dawn - AHHH hahaha. Joey M. That's so funny. I did like him, but I liked bad ass Donnie better.

And I agree with you, break up for a serious reason, it wont change...although, im an idealist, and I always hope that the reason we ended it will have changed over time.

Sexy Suburbanite said...

That's great and all, but who wants to be in a wedding for someone they don't even know? -- Sounds strange to me!

Princess Pessimism said...

SExy - OH, I totally agree with you, and told them I wasnt going to be in their wedding for that reason.

yrautca said...

Some of these stories have the opening of an FBI file on serial stalkers. But hey love and creepiness are tied at the core.

Phil said...

It's too bad your gifts don't work for yourself. Then again, if you could live happily ever after, what would you blog about?