So after class last night, I went to the comptuer center to check my email...and since it was like after 10pm, there wasnt anyone there....except for about 10 other people. So I grab a computer, and sit down 3 seats away from this guy, and since i'm on alert, I notice everyone.
So After about 5 minutes, I notice this guy's staring at me, and I turn to him with my eyebrows all scrunched and my best suspicious look on my face, and say "HIIII??". And he says "I'm SO sorry i'm staring, but I think I know you". I laugh and say "Well..that's cause i'm so popular". LOL!
He laughs and says "I think you know my girlfriend..is your name xxxx?"....And so it turns out that I know this guys girlfriend, and there's a couple of pictures of me and her together, and he recognized me, which is ODD because I barely remember being anywhere with her where there was a camera *possibly including a lot of booze on my part*.....So we totally start talking...and stay there talking for like an hour.
He's got the beginnings of a quasi-mullet, and a moustache, and some fuzz on his chin that makes him look like he's wearing a disguise....from this point forward, I will refer to him as INCOGNITO MIKE. LOL!
Reason he was at the computer center after 10pm? Simple...He was looking up jokes online.
I'll keep you posted.
21 comments:
Your new nerd friend?
How great!!
Looking up jokes on the computer? LOL!!! Most definetly a nerd. SCORE!!!
That's what I thought...the bad part of it was when I Started laughing, and told him what a geek he was...But he laughed, and didnt care.
Maybe he has a friend for you ;)
Rawbean - LOL. UHH....he might, but i'm not looking to get involved with anyone new right now... =)
He's got a girlfriend, for crying out loud. But then he was the one staring. Why dont you ask him to get rid of the mullet if he wants to sleep with you. Just for kicks you know. See what he does.
careful not to upset him or it'll be revenge of the nerds for you
Yrautca - He does not want to sleep with me. He's got a girlfriend, and I wouldnt sleep with him anyway...Yikes.
PX - LOL!!...He's harmless....so far.
Sounds like nerd material :)
-N
What is his girlfriend like ... if he looks like that and spends his spare time in the computer lab?
Now you know where to find the nerds for future reference. But, this nerd is already taken. Still, it was good practice for the next time you find yourself face to face with dorkiness.
I've been recognized from pictures. It's a creepy feeling though that someone would stare long enough at a picture to recognize you on the street.
Natalia - LOL!...I WISH I could get a picture of him for you guys..you'd DIE!
Ash - Well...i'm not even friends with his girlfriend, she's a friend of a friend, and we were all out at a bar together at the beginning of the school year.....So it's not even like I really know this girl as a good friend. I mean we have classes together, but that's about it. She's uh....well...she's not hideous...she could do better than him, but i mean, hes nice enough...maybe thats what she looks for.
Slopmaster - HORRAY...a newbie. Welcome. LOL....Its not so much that i'm looking for guys who like outside, i'm just looking for guys who I can get to GO outside, away from their internet/video games, etc...
S.Subs - You make it sound like I was looking to hook up with this guy...LOL!!! Who cares if he's taken. BARF. LOL!!!
Angel, Jr. - I DEFINITELY agree, it is creepy that he recognized me, considering I know his girlfriend, but we arent what I would call "good friends"....
I don't get it. I thought you were looking for a nerd...what is going on.
Rawbean - NOT TO DATE!!!!! To meet and learn new things from...things i would not normally be into. I'm looking to be more well rounded...LOL!
OHHH I see...you're nuts. Slightly evil too.
Rawbean - Cheers...to Evil ;)
yeah...so far
that's how it starts out, he's harmless for a while, then he starts stalking you and before you know it, you've got greasy hair, bad glasses with a plaster/bandaid on the bridge and you're all excited that there's a rare epsiode of some dodgy sci-fi programme coming on soon and you need to watch it or you'll just die, even though you've got it on VHS, betamax and dvd
PX, That was a portrait of my very own existence. I started dating a hot geek and now all I do is watch Star Trek re-runs and make my own soap. Oh uh wait, I already liked Star Trek and making my own soap.
OK never mind, and my hair isn't greasy, well OK I was out pretty late last night, so it's a bit greasy cause I didn't get a chance to wash it, but normally it's not.
sounds like you hit the jackpot. Just be wary. Nerds often (but not always) have poor social skills. Thus can be a little clingy, especially to new freinds.
But I'm glad you met your quota.
ask if he has a friend! LOL
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