To those of you who tagged me, Keep your shirts on. I told you i'd get around to it....no one has to boycott me...yet....
5 crazy things about me *which is nothing in comparison to the post that I wrote called "100 things about me"...but everyone seems to forget that I wrote this post, and continue to tag me. If you're that interested, go read that post again...LOL...I think it was done in september or october. I digress....
5 MORE things about me
1. At the movies, when I get a drink, I pull out the first 20 or so straws, until I get one that's from deep inside the dispenser. I have this freak thing where I think people lick the straws and put them back.....so I grab one a few in, and then throw the ones before it away.
2. I LOVE martinis....they're usually all I drink. I love all kinds of martinis, but the truth is...I REALLY like the glasses they're in..SO fancy...they make it taste better.
3. My comfort food is animal crackers....no matter what the hurt is, they always make me feel better....
4. I have really taken a liking to blogging. I usually check my blog comments before I even check my email....And I read all of your blogs before I check my email...Oh god..i'm such a nerd.*OH and speaking of nerds....I ALSO decide to do crazy things like find new friends...That post should have told you a lot about me....LOL!*
5. When I eat a banana, I take all the peel off, and rip the top 1/2 inch and the bottom 1/2 inch off immediately and eat the rest....And when I eat oranges, I am anal about peeling all the white stuff off....it might take me a half hour to eat one orange...I dont like that white stuff...it's stringy and gross.
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Speaking of Incognito Mike...he called me in the WEE hours of the morning last night and woke me up. And seeing as I usually stay up pretty late myself, he called when I was already sleeping. And then told me how cute I sounded when I just woke up, and how snuggled I must have been in my blankie *yes, I still call it a blankie*, and he told me that he thought I sounded really sexy. I didnt remember the phone call until he found me on messenger today...and reminded me of how cute he thought I sounded. It all came back to me in a horriffic rush....I was talking to a guy with a quasi-mullet in the middle of the night, while I was half asleep in bed. And I was SO horrified that I told him I felt so uncomfortable with him calling late at night, and if he wanted to be friends, that was okay....but there was NO way that I was looking to form any other type of extra curricular relationship with him, so if thats what he was after to screw off....
Now that I have this nerd, I dont want him....See what you get for being nice to people? Take this as a cautionary tale kiddies....give people attention who dont usually get it, and they cling to you like plastic wrap on honey...UGH. A quasi-mullet....BARF...What was I thinking?? I've set my "nerd" standards too high, and now that i've found one, I feel that i'm in over my head. I hope Incognito Mike got the message....the LAST thing I want is his girlfriend thinking i'm trying to steal her man...LOL!
16 comments:
LOL! You are so funny, especially about mullet man. I agree with the strwa thing, but I'm not a nut, so I only take the second one. I agree with martini glasses too. I think eating animal crackers is a subconscious way to get out aggression since we all bite their heads off first. That's why you enjoy them when you're feeling down. I love Nilla wafers the same way. I too check my blog comment before my e-mail. As for the banana thing, let's just say I'm glad I'm not your boyfriend.
WooHoo! I got the first two comments. I love that!
LOL!!!Hahahahaha...you can't win for losing.
On an even weirder note...all of your little weird habits are the same as mine. All except the straws...I only get rid of the first 2 or 3.
Phil and Linny - It might not be 20...it might only be 15, whatever. However many it is, I always make sure that there have been a few that I can get rid of...until I feel it's safe.
And Phil...I'm never that mean to boyfriends =)
Why is he calling you late at night and telling you that you sound sexy, etc.?
If I was his girlfriend I would be pissed!
Berly - OBVIOUSLY..thats why I dont want him calling. The last thing I want is for his girlfriend to think that I want him...I doubt he told her that he called me in the middle of the night...But I guarantee that if he does, she will be the FIRST person that hears about it.
Do you put the straws back after? The ones you've rejected? Cause that means the rest of us are drinking froms straws with your fingerprints all over them!
Ah oh well...btw thanks for the comment over at my blog. I was like "Yes Princess Pessimism is with me!" And its true, girls go through a lot!
PP, I feel so out of the loop! It's my own fault of course, but your life is sounding wonderfully interesting. Search for nerds, sorry don't know any ;) I think it's hilarious that you're trying to stalk nerds in game stores and science fiction sections. To obtain a pristine speciment you'll probably have to raise one yourself. Capture it from a high school with promises of star wars collectibles and keep it in your basement on a diet of d&d and anime. What's funny is the one that pissed you off with all the questions and asking out sounds like he was definitely a nerd. You can't be a nerd without social ackwardness! Are you looking for a real nerd or just a smart, quiet kid?
Rawbean - LOL...no I throw those ones away. Its all about being sanitary.
Trib - Well...I found a real nerd, its just that he wants more ffrom me than I am willing to give...Ugh
Re #4: That's nothin! I have blogger email me to my Gmail account whem someone comments.
Then, I keep Google Talk open even though all my contacts are on MSN because Google Talk notifys you when you get an mail to your Gmail account.
Thus, when someone comments an email is sent to Gmail which notifies Google Talk which notifies me hence Instant Comment Notification.
I am uber-geek ;)
Fcukkit - LOL..I was going to do that, but I thought that might have been a little too anxious. LOL
Here's a simple test to identify if that nerdy guy is a bit..clingy-weird:
1) He likes hugging people.
2) When he hugs you, it:
a) lasts 10 seconds longer than is appropriate and
b) it's a full body hug: hips to hips, chest to chest.
3) He has a cat.
If he meets these criteria, throw your arms in the air and run away screaming.
Trust me on this, but please don't ask why.
Hehe...nerd love :)
And I totally feel you about the straws...I have similar thoughts.
-N
Marcus - the LAST thing I want to do is let him touch me. LOL!...But I'm already ready to throw my hands up and run away screaming....The one thing I do know? He's 32 and still lives at home.
Natalia - No no no no...no nerd love coming from this end.
I am appalled by your wasteful attitudes, throwing out straws like that, if you are so paranoid then just drink straight from the paper cup.
Jennifer, i think PP takes a bunch of straws out but leaves them there for whomever else to use. Cause i'd want to suck on a straw that someone else has man handled ick.
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