Im trying to post a video...bear with me....it might not work.
This week I:
- Found out that someone is going to therapy becuase of me...and having me in their life for such a long time...it made me feel like shit, and horribly guilty. HOWEVER, I had a conversation with a BRILLIANT guy, who reminded me that it's all about coping skills, and not individual people. Thanks buddy, you're the best!
- found out that the random guy i've been hanging out with, lied to me about what his name was...for the past 7 months. I only found out, becuase I asked to see his license, and when he showed it to me, i asked him why his name wasnt on it...and he said "I have a fucking girlfriend you know...I have 2 lives, the one with her, and the one with everyone else." So I guess, that means that he has to lie about his name.....whatever, I said goodbye, and that is the last time i'll talk to him.
- was at walmart looking for the muppet movie. The original one where they all meet and this cutie guy with down syndrome walks right over to me, and says "excuse me"...i think i'm totally in the way, and i say "oh...sorry"..and he doesnt move, and just looks at me, and says "i think you're pretty...and you have pretty hair"...and then he walks away. At least someone thinks i'm pretty.
- a guy called me a jerk...and not the one who's in therapy, a different one...but after finding out that someone's in therapy becuase of me, i agreed with him...i am a jerk
- saw some white trash guy getting arrested at walmart....i dont know what happened, but there were 5 cop cars there, plus the patty wagon.
- finally watched eurotrip. Verdict = funny.
- went to starbucks...they ran out of gingerbread for my steamer, so i had hazlenut instead...christ it was yummy
- had a friend over friday night...he was watching jay leno when we got back here....and i was checking my email...someone was on, but i didnt pay attention to who, then all of a sudden, I hear this glorious australian accent, and say "who is that???" It was hugh jackman. I have never seen him outside of his "x-men" character...and was drawn to the tv. He's Hot. I dont care what anyone says...he has been immediately bumped to the top of the hot list...and knocked jason statham to 2nd place....Id NEVER seen him in any pictures or other movies or anything...he's a pretty PRETTY man.
- dropped my french class.....i hadnt started it yet, but i had to....no time to study for italian AND french AND pack AND go out. I'm sorry...but i'm popular....
- found my FAVORITE SNL skit of all time...was going to post it here, but realized that this post is already too long. I'll post it tuesday....i promise...Besides, that way, i can get PX to do it for me...as I have NO clue how to post video. LOL! Hope you all had a great weekend
24 comments:
Hmmmm double life... how weird is that???
I am curious about the best SNL skit!! Looking forward to it.
Scott
that therapy thing is emotional blackmail. i'd avoid anyone who said shit like that to me.
Oh, you and guys!
all those guy situations are sticky. get a caller ID. Its worth the expense.
ah...so that's what you keep me around for ;o)
and i thought it was because i'm such a "shining wit"
i'm sure there are thing i could post here, but i've got a head fog on and can't think straight...i may be back
Therapy is the new "in" thing. Instead of being resentful towards you about it, he should thank you for giving him this chance to be trendy.
As well, that fake name thing is the best thing I've heard all weekend...there really is no end to some of the ridiculousness that goes on, is there?!
So the therapy thing reminds me of an old jewish joke.
Gittel, Mimi, and Ida, three elderly Jewish women often sat together around the pool in their Florida retierment community to brag to each other about their children.
Gittel would brag that for her last birthday her son Morris loves her so much he spent over $10,000 to bring her entire family together in order to celebrate.
Mimi responded that her son Joe loves her so much he spent a whopping $50,000 taking her and all her family on a week long cruise for her last birthday.
Ida smiled and responded to her two freinds, "You think that's something? Well my son George loves me so much he pays $500 an hour to his shrink, who he's seen for over five years and all he does is talk about ME."
I would definitely agree with jennifer...that guy's an ass. He is trying to make you feel bad and it is working. You're giving him way too mauch power and clearly he needs to be in therapy!
Scott - I know, I thought the same thing...even if you think you are batman, and are leading a double life...you never admit it!!!
Jennifer - Same. I'm SO working on my NY resolution for this year.
Trib - What?? I didnt do anything!! LOL
Yrautca - Ya...no kidding...that way I can avoid a lot of people who call me, especially the ones 2 am and later....
Slop - For the record? I'm only a jerk to the people who deserve it.
Px - LOL....i do enjoy your shining wit..but you're smart about things like this. :)
Pheebs - LOL!!!! You are absolutely right, and I would have agreed...if he hadnt been to therapy for a couple of years already. This time around, he got a new therapist, one who knew nothing about his past, or relationships, and talks about me, with someone brand new, who knows nothing. And as for the fake name, I live by the motto "no matter how much you know someone, you never REALLY know them"....it just keeps proving itself time and time again.
Amichai - LOL! LOVE THAT!! Thanks.
Dawn - I know, you girls are right. From this, I have learned that I am wasting WAY too much time on people who dont deserve it. Valuable lesson.
Some freak has a double life and he isn't a character from Lifetime Television for Women movie of the night?
Is he for real?
Holy Crap!! Jason Statham is my number three on list of five. He is such a hottie.
I go for accents . . .
Angel - I guess so....he seemed to be serious about it, and when I got mad, he didnt understand what the big deal was...as he said "its only my name"
Berly - Im interested to know who else is on your list...Jason Statham is hot...but #3??? Who's 1 and 2??
Yea - what kind of guy TELLS you that he needs therapy. Only a guy that probably needed it before you even met him.
I dare you to post a picture of your hand.
You should have asked him, "What's going down syndrome?"
Linny - OH TOTALLY love Hugh Jackman...he's such a good looking man. Ya, someone went to therapy because of me....at first I thought it was kind of funny, and now that i'm over the guilt, I think its funny again. And as for fake name, he couldnt have covered it up anymore, I had his license in my hand....
Rawbean - I TOTALLY agree....i actually commented about that already. That he was in therapy before he met me, but found a new therapist after our split, that knew nothing about him, his life, or me...totally unbiased. I would post a picture of my hand, but my nails have bene breaking, and they're all different lengths...wait until they're all the same, then i'll post.
Ben - He was cute....really. And at least he had the guts to talk to me.
Eurotrip reminds me of Moe calling Luca Mi Scuzi and makes me laugh so hard :)
Mi Scuzi is SO funny, when that guy licked the other ones face...and had no pants on..i just about DIED!!!
Is it the SNL skit with Christopher Walken and they are recording "Don't Fear the Reaper"?
Heather - NO!!! I never saw that one...mines SO funny...you'll see it tomorrow
have mailed you some info, hope it helps
although thinking about it the clip is probably already on one of the sites i suggested so it might be worth searching them before you set up an account and post from there...
PP-
If you ever find out how to post video, let me know. I have been wanting to.
Ummm..I am wondering about the 7-month hang out guy. Did you two have something more than friendship brewing? That is scary...to find out you thought you kinda knew someone. What a creep. Good thing it was the final goodbye.
Loo, even if someone is in therapy to deal with the fallout of something that involved you, it doesn't mean you are a jerk or it is your fault. Some people cope better than others and some people will have a relationship with you or a break-up with you be a catalyst for other unresolved issues coming back to haunt them. Totally not your fault.
It's nice to get compliments...and I am sure he meant it as well. :)
-N
Princess- I remember the days when you'd occasionally post a pic of you, or part of you, for HNT. You are pretty and not just the guys at Walmart think so.
i am definitely going to check out your favorite SNL skit...at home, not at work. my fave is one of the matt foley ones where david spade and christina applegate totally lose it. they can't stop laughing. that's what makes those comedy shows worthwhile, in my opinion, the gaffes.
anyway, i agree with jennifer, if someone is in therapy "because of you" and feels the need to tell you as much, he is clearly in therapy for more reasons than you could ever have inflicted. don't beat yourself up. you are not a jerk. at least someone thinks you're pretty. :)
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