Friday, June 02, 2006

the Davinci Load???

So i'm talking to a friend the other day, he tells me that he's downloaded a new porn...the Davinci Load. This is ridiculous! But it made me laugh out loud....and of course we started back and forth with the horrendous porn names that are based on real movies....I thought it would make a funny blog...but I digress....

The few that caught my eye

Austin Prowler
Bat Dude and Throbin
Bitanic
The Backdoor Bradys - I always thought that about them...
A Clockwork Orgy - this one makes me giggle...
Edward Penishands - penis HANDS...he must be the most popular boy on the block.
Hump up the Volume
The Maddams Family
Pocahotass
Saturday Night Beaver
The Sexorcist
The Sopornos - Not a movie, but clever none the less
The Texas Dildo Masquerade

.....And my personal favorite *in titles, not in movie viewing*

Will Wanker's Candy Fuctory.

25 comments:

Px said...

there are some classy titles out there, if memory serves me there were a couple of sex-trek films, with suitably named stars like uwhorea instead of uhura

Princess Pessimism said...

There were...i didnt put them on the list though...but i saw them LOL!!!

slopmaster said...

pocahotass is my favorite.

And quit your lying. You know you love porn.

Princess Pessimism said...

Slop - LOL!!! I love the music in pron, I wont deny that...it makes me laugh. But as for the porn itself...bah, whatev...

Scott said...

How about Forest Hump?

Scott

Miss Ash said...

Oh Scott took mine LOL

Trib said...

Hahaha, allow me to add Snatch Adams.

Princess Pessimism said...

Scott - Ya, I saw that one....I thought it was terribly funny....

Ash - LOL!!!! Talk to Tim about Sausage Pizza.

Trib - LOL!!! Snatch Adams...figures that would be the one that you mentioned....I wonder if that has anything to do with doctors.

Sexy Suburbanite said...

Have you seen all these? I wonder if any of them are actually good.

Princess Pessimism said...

S.Subs - I have not seen any of those...or any full length feature porn for that matter.....

Phil said...

How About The Phil Fucktor? Ok, it's not a movie yet, but I can dream can't I?

tokyo tintin said...

some of my favs;
muffy the vampire layer
star whores, the empire licks crack

gay ones;
everybody does raymond
desperate houseguys
the hole (a take-off on 'the ring' -people watch a video tape that turns you gay- "seven days to gay")

Princess Pessimism said...

Phil - LOL!!! Ya...maybe you should market that.

Tintin - I HEARD about that one...7 days to gay. LOL!!! I totally forgot it existed, but i'm glad you reminded me of it...thats funny.

Dawn said...

Pls don't leave out Good Will Humping. And believe it or not when I worked at the shop we actually had copies of Edward Penishands

Attila The Mom said...

Bahahaha! Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!

Princess Pessimism said...

Dawn - YOU DID NOT!!! Did you watch it???

Atilla - LOL...anytime girl.

rawbean said...

Back in my first few years of university I lived with my brother and his friend in a house. This other guy was staying with us for awhile and he worked at a porn flick shop. One day I came home and turned the TV on and for some reason the VCR started playing. The movie was called "Up and Cummers". It took me a few seconds to figure out I was watching a VHS tape. All I could think was "THIS CAN'T BE ON TV".

Then there would be the times I would come home and a bunch of guys were watching porn in the living room - nice!

Princess Pessimism said...

Rawbean - THAT i dont understand. How is watching porn together a guys past time activity?? I mean, they sit around together, and all get turned on together??? That never made any sense to me.

yrautca said...

How many of these have you seen? My guess all and then some!

berly02 said...

Did you google names of porn videos? Where did you come up with them all?

Princess Pessimism said...

Yrautca - LOL!!! NO. I have not seen any of them...smartass. :)

Berly - That friend...the Da Vinci Load friend...sent me a link....Oh god, there are SO many. http://xxx.aquasmack.com

Natalia said...

Those crap me up, PP...seriously. There are some mighty creative people working in the porn industry. Hehehe. And Edward PenisHands...scares the crap out of me.

-N

Marcus said...

The scariest title goes to one a mate of mine came across in Amsterdam (no pun intended):

Cow Lovers 19.

Cow lovers is bad enough.....but to think there were enough sales to justify ** 18 ** sequels!!?!

Europeans are freaky.

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