So i'm talking to a friend the other day, he tells me that he's downloaded a new porn...the Davinci Load. This is ridiculous! But it made me laugh out loud....and of course we started back and forth with the horrendous porn names that are based on real movies....I thought it would make a funny blog...but I digress....
The few that caught my eye
Austin Prowler
Bat Dude and Throbin
Bitanic
The Backdoor Bradys - I always thought that about them...
A Clockwork Orgy - this one makes me giggle...
Edward Penishands - penis HANDS...he must be the most popular boy on the block.
Hump up the Volume
The Maddams Family
Pocahotass
Saturday Night Beaver
The Sexorcist
The Sopornos - Not a movie, but clever none the less
The Texas Dildo Masquerade
.....And my personal favorite *in titles, not in movie viewing*
Will Wanker's Candy Fuctory.
23 comments:
there are some classy titles out there, if memory serves me there were a couple of sex-trek films, with suitably named stars like uwhorea instead of uhura
There were...i didnt put them on the list though...but i saw them LOL!!!
Slop - LOL!!! I love the music in pron, I wont deny that...it makes me laugh. But as for the porn itself...bah, whatev...
How about Forest Hump?
Scott
Oh Scott took mine LOL
Hahaha, allow me to add Snatch Adams.
Scott - Ya, I saw that one....I thought it was terribly funny....
Ash - LOL!!!! Talk to Tim about Sausage Pizza.
Trib - LOL!!! Snatch Adams...figures that would be the one that you mentioned....I wonder if that has anything to do with doctors.
Have you seen all these? I wonder if any of them are actually good.
S.Subs - I have not seen any of those...or any full length feature porn for that matter.....
How About The Phil Fucktor? Ok, it's not a movie yet, but I can dream can't I?
some of my favs;
muffy the vampire layer
star whores, the empire licks crack
gay ones;
everybody does raymond
desperate houseguys
the hole (a take-off on 'the ring' -people watch a video tape that turns you gay- "seven days to gay")
Phil - LOL!!! Ya...maybe you should market that.
Tintin - I HEARD about that one...7 days to gay. LOL!!! I totally forgot it existed, but i'm glad you reminded me of it...thats funny.
Pls don't leave out Good Will Humping. And believe it or not when I worked at the shop we actually had copies of Edward Penishands
Bahahaha! Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!
Dawn - YOU DID NOT!!! Did you watch it???
Atilla - LOL...anytime girl.
Back in my first few years of university I lived with my brother and his friend in a house. This other guy was staying with us for awhile and he worked at a porn flick shop. One day I came home and turned the TV on and for some reason the VCR started playing. The movie was called "Up and Cummers". It took me a few seconds to figure out I was watching a VHS tape. All I could think was "THIS CAN'T BE ON TV".
Then there would be the times I would come home and a bunch of guys were watching porn in the living room - nice!
Rawbean - THAT i dont understand. How is watching porn together a guys past time activity?? I mean, they sit around together, and all get turned on together??? That never made any sense to me.
How many of these have you seen? My guess all and then some!
Did you google names of porn videos? Where did you come up with them all?
Yrautca - LOL!!! NO. I have not seen any of them...smartass. :)
Berly - That friend...the Da Vinci Load friend...sent me a link....Oh god, there are SO many. http://xxx.aquasmack.com
Those crap me up, PP...seriously. There are some mighty creative people working in the porn industry. Hehehe. And Edward PenisHands...scares the crap out of me.
-N
The scariest title goes to one a mate of mine came across in Amsterdam (no pun intended):
Cow Lovers 19.
Cow lovers is bad enough.....but to think there were enough sales to justify ** 18 ** sequels!!?!
Europeans are freaky.
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