Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Reason #1734 why I dont like this time of year.

People.

Thats it. No fancy reason. I just dont like people. I mean, you guys are okay...well...Some of you are okay....but generally. I just dont like people.

Today hatred started in the parking lot, of Toys R Us. Im on the hunt to find a second Nintendo Wii controller, cause Wii only comes with one..and I have 2 neices...we dont want them fighting over it.

This girl, and her ogre of a boyfriend are walking through my parking spot after I turn into it. Im half way in the spot, but have to wait, and then they give me a dirty look.

I get into the store, and because I know how to walk, and not mosey like im the only person on Earth, I catch up to this couple, and right infront of me, the girl bends over to fix her boot, and her pants are half way down her ass, and her turquoise lace thong is hanging out for the entire store to see. Well, I saw for sure, and so did the dad and his 7 year old son behind us....We exchanged shocked looks....

So I do what anyone wou....No. Scratch that. Any straight male wouldnt do what I did. Let me rephrase.

The girl bends over, ass and thong hanging out....I say "EWWWW Your ASS is hanging out." She jumps up, and her boyfriend turns around to see who I was. Again...the dirty look. My Reply? "Pimp your girlfriend out on your own time buddy."...and went on my way.

For those of you who think im making this up, and think that I would never have the guts to say that in public to a total stranger, ask Ash to tell you about the time I told some lady to fuck off at the grocery store.

17 comments:

yrautca said...

Thats my girl! For a post or 2 I was getting worried about you. Make daddy proud!

Miss Ash said...

It's true, on New Year's Eve she told some women in the lineup behind us to and i quote "Shut the Fuck up" because a new line had opened up and we and our one item got into the line before her and her huge cartfull of stuff.

Scott said...

Hahahaaha... that is classic.

Scott

Big Ben said...

Nice work. I told a customer to fuck off at the grocery store when I was working.

rawbean said...

HAHA That is great! You could have got your ass kicked but excellent job.

Princess Pessimism said...

Y - Worried?? You dont ever have to worry about how mean I can be. :)

Ash - HAHAHA...I wonder what I was so pissy about that day. I must have been really annoyed by her. Usually it takes some goading for me to open my mouth and tell them off like that....too many years ago though. I forget what mood I was in.

Scott - Thanks

Ben - YAY....It must be a Canadian thing then. Id never do it in the states, probably get shot.

Rawbean - Im a pretty tough chica...Im sure I could have held my own against this one. :)

Heather said...

I love it! Tis the season.

Katie said...

I stoped likeing people a long time ago. They just get in my way and piss me off. sorry

Oh, I know what you mean about people not knowing how to walk. They are every wear.

Brother in-law said...

Here's an idea...lets get the kids jacked up on sugar X-mas morning then let them open the Wii system and fight it out. It'll build character and provide some entertainment for us.

And in the true spirit of X-mas, I've got some great stories of telling people to Fuck Off working at the record store this time of year.

BTW - I hoped you picked up the second controller...I'll kick your ass in Wii boxing! HAHAHA

Princess Pessimism said...

Heather - Ya..these are the special moments we share as friends.

KT - Totally. I wish I could have an entire city...just for me.

B.I.L. - That sounds like a fabo idea. And NO I did not find a controller, but do you see what this present has done to me??? To my EYES?? I had to suffer that girls thong becuase of that gift....there is no greater cost you know. (haha)

Sexy Suburbanite said...

I hate people too. They ruin everything.

Lindsey said...

I was just bitchin about this same thing earlier. People this time of year really tick me off.

Amichai said...

Jerry: People suck.
Elaine: Yeah, they're the worst.

-From sienfeld.

Don't even start me on how much people suck. I work at a freaking starbucks, I see too many people, for far too long, and I have to be nice or I get fired.

And though I don't approve of ass cleavage (though I hear it's the new "breast cleavage") a freind of mine who does wear those types of pants likes calling it a coin slot, which I think is really funny.

Trib said...

Funny. Yes! I'm okay!

Steven Novak said...

I don't know...

I'm not as against the idea of a thong ass as you are. ;)

I do like telling people off though...so I'm torn. ;)

Steve~

Px said...

you so should've given her a wedgie

Jennifer said...

Like the time you almost got in a fight with those two old ladies on the streetcar!