Thursday, February 09, 2006

Blogger Confessional©

I think that this topic should be a weekly one. Like This week I....and all the wretched things you did. And I really think that it would catch on. I know its scary to admit all the nasty things you do, but if I start, maybe you'll see its not so scary, and follow suit. *Okay...dont think i'm a bitch, or the meanest person alive...I had an crazy week*

This week I:

- Saw an OLD Volkswagon bug, and saved the punch for someone later on. *havent you ever seen one of these, when no one was around, and want to punch someone for it later on??*

- Was sitting in class, and my friend was whispering something about the class notes to the girl beside her. I know, whispering is different for different people, but she was sitting beside me, and I didnt know that she was even talking until the bitch in front of us turns around and says "Can you shut the fuck up, i totally cant hear over you". She was totally stunned as she only said about 3 sentences to the girl, about class related things. But she stopped talking....about 15 minutes later, that bitchy girl, leans over to her boyfriend and since I can see her lips moving, I know shes talking. I poked her on the shoulder with my pen, and said "Could you please shut up, *I didnt swear*, I totally cant hear over you".

- Ate some jelly beans at the grocery store while I was waiting for my friend to get whatever she was getting.

- slipped an anonymous note under the door of my neighbor *this was not actually this week, but 2 weeks ago, but It was a longitudinal experiment, and I have some results*. You know that my stupid neighbors are SO loud, and keep me up all the time. We scream back and forth between eachother's walls, and even though i've never seen these people, I recognize their voices. I hate them. All night long they scream at eachother, and I swear it sounds like a huge circle jerk everynight in their apartment.

So I put a note under their door, after a night that they were Particularily loud. This note said

"I would usually never complain about noise, but this is fairly akward, and I feel you had the right to know. Last night at 3am, I was woken up by loud moans and giggles by you and 2 others. I am not opposed to gay relationships, and please dont take this note as a negative response to your lifestyle choices, but be aware that I dont live on your floor, and your extra curricular activity was heard loud and clear. I highly suggest that you keep your intimate relationships to yourself"

I havent heard ONE noise out of their apartment since then....that was 2 weeks ago.

- Found out that I was ONE credit away from an entirely new degree, and no one thought that it was a good idea to tell me. I came in the summer to talk to academic advisory to find out what I could do if I came back. They told me what I could do, and its what I came back for. Last week, I had a question about my grade point average, and brought my transcript to academic advisory, and they looked through my transcript and noticed that I was ONE credit away from an entirely new degree. And had I been TOLD, I would have taken that credit either of the semesters that I was here, and gotten a new degree completely. The thing that pisses me off, is that the transcript that I showed them last week, was the exact same transcript that I showed them in the summer. And in the summer when I sat with them for 4 hours going over all of my options, I want to know why they didnt tell me then.

I went on a rampage and today is my meeting with the head of the department. I'll keep you posted.

- sent an email to a friend who reads this blog about someone who I ABSOLUTELY hate! Oh fuck I hate this guy...he agrivates me daily, and everytime he's around, I feel like ripping my skin off. *If you're the person I sent that email to, you should be laughing right about now...I know I am*

- I lied to a boy when he asked me if "I liked that"...and then lied to him the next day when he asked me what I was doing, and if I wanted to get together, and have avoided his calls all week.

- planned to cheat on a test, but i didnt need to. Once I saw the questions that I was afraid I wouldnt remember the answer for, I remembered the answer, and didnt cheat after all.

I think that's it....that's what I remember off the top of my head.....But for next week, i'll start keeping a list.

* Blogger Confessional© and the idea of Blogger Confessional© is copyright of " ...unhinged..." and "Princess Pessimism" (that being me). If there is any financial gain to be had from this idea, or anything related to this blog, it is to be mine. =)

**Should you want to use this idea for your blog, email me to, you know, ask permission and all that fun legal stuff. If I like you, i'll most likely say yes. But all credit for the idea must be given, and linked...but you still have to email.... LOL *What a power trip this is*


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Trib said...

Well, I guess I'll be seeing you in hell. It'll be nice to know somebody. Most of your stuff seems to have worked out fine, though! But try to avoid lying to boys. It's like pulling off a band-aid: tis best twere done quickly (big bonus pts for getting the reference). And we're stupid so we'll keeping hurting ourselves until we receive the coup de grace. I'm not passing judgement, just mentioning it. I like the confessional idea, but google has linked my name to my blog so I can't really do that. What about a group confession blog? That could be fun.

Princess Pessimism said...

Trib - I think that's a FANTASTIC idea...but then you'd have to add everyone as a contributor....and isnt that what post secret sort of is?

Sexy Suburbanite said...

You were going to cheat on a test? Oh, you ARE a naughty girl!

Princess Pessimism said...

S.Subs - STOP....Ummm...writing it out helps me remember. Obviously. Does this mean you dont want to go to Disneyland with me anymore in November??? You dont want to be seen with a cheater??? LOL

Trib said...

That is true, but this would be more interesting since we'd know the people and retain editorial control. I guess for anonymity people could just comment too. It's definitely a derivative idea, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun.

Princess Pessimism said...

Trib - Well...its too late now. I've gone and copyrighted the idea. *i've added the dislaimer to teh bottom of my blog, plus the nifty little © beside the title. This not only gives me complete creative comtrol, but also, if I see someone with this idea on their blog, gives me the right to sue them. LOL

I know Canadians really dont sue people, but I lived in the states, where me and some man *named Doobie* cut me off, and we got into an accident. I didnt sue him, This is my way of making up for it.

Trib said...

Excellent. I expect to see the idea put to good use in short order. What's the good of living in a litigious society if you never put it to use for personal gain?

Lindsey said...

LOL...(If anything is to be gained financially from this is to be mine.)

I almost fell out of my seat laughing. You are crazy! Smart. But crazy none the less.

By the way...exactly what was "it" that the guy wanted to know if you liked? You been holding out on me?
:0) bount chica bount bount

Big Ben said...

I am usually that neighbour that fucks loudly.

Princess Pessimism said...

Linny - You're HILARIOUS! Uhhh...well I met someone. And he wanted to know if i liked a certain aspect of our "quasi relationship".... =)

Big Ben - That's the thing, these guys arent fucking. They're a bunch of 19 year olds who play poker all night. Thats what makes it funny

slopmaster said...

you're such a bitch! That's why I love you.


Px said...

do it
do it
DO IT!!!
i might steal the idea (with your permission of course) but seeing as i usually blog about anything bad i've done anyway i might not

Natalia said...

Woohoo...this is very voyeuristic, you know :)

And self-awareness is a good thing.


Sexy Suburbanite said...

PP -- Oh, we are still going to have a blast at Disney World in November. Don't think that this lets you off the hook!

Miss Ash said...

You're a nerd LOL

Katie said...

LOL love the made my day

the copyright thing was

Princess Pessimism said...

Slopy - Ohh...hunnie. You totally know how to flatter me.

PX - If there's anyone to watch out for, it's'll steal my ideas for sure.

Natalia - LOL...its SO fun though

S.Subs - Okay...good. I thought you were ditching me for sure.

Miss Ashley - Oh shutty. Look who wants to go to the star trek convention??? That's YOU love.

Katie - Where have YOU been? LOL...i thought you dropped off the face of the planet

yrautca said...

I liked how you told that bitch to shut up. serves her right.

Princess Pessimism said...

Yrautca - LOL!!! Ya? She did deserve it.

Phil said...

Hi Princess- I love the idea. Coincidentally I was going to post something on my blog confessing about something I did months ago that was really funny, but mean at the same time. I've felt guilty ever since. You should attach a day to your Confessional idea and make it a regular thing. Have you ever read the blog It's similar, but people send this guy postcards confessing things and he posts them. It's very disturbing.

Princess Pessimism said...

Phil - LOL...Yes I've read postsecret. However, the biggest difference between this confessional, and postsecret, is that these secrets are mine....and i fully admit them.

Jennifer said...

Yeah, make it weekly. Maybe Mondays so you can confess what you did on the weekend.