Monday, March 27, 2006

Blogger Confessional© The fifth

....It was shaping out to be an exciting week, and then it sorta stopped, and nothing happened...and then I almost died.

This week I:

- Applied to teachers college, keep your fingers crossed

- Went to a friends place and turned on their tv to put in a movie, and when I turned it on, it was the main menu of a dvd he was watching Screw My Husband #5, and I was like hm...whats this?? So I turned up the volume *of the main credits* and started dancing around to it. He came in and was like "What are you listening to???" And then when he saw me dancing, and what was on t.v. he got totally embarassed....but then we laughed about it.

- Saw a mans toupee blow right off his head, but I already told that story.

- Roasted marshmallows over a candle....yum

- got an email from someone, who I did something "shocking and appauling with in the student center"....It was mildly entertaining...I shared it with Jennifer. He has a girlfriend....thats the only NEW news.

- Was sitting in class, and my hair was hanging over the back of my chair, the girl behind me started flicking it with her pen, and I turned around and completely told her off.

- Had to fully admit that I know nothing about HTML. By recommendation of the Sexy Suburbanite, I will admit that I dont know how to add links to this page, I dont know how to do anything on this page...someone set it all up for me. I'm useless when it comes to computers.

- Watched season 2, and (almost all of) 3 of the Sopranos....in 48 hours.

- Almost died. I had a friend over, and we were eating crackers and peanut butter...and I almost choked to death on a cracker...I couldnt breathe....at all. My friend put his finger down my throat and crunched up the cracker, and when I could breathe again, made me drink water, to dissolve the rest. It only took up about 30 seconds of my day...but it felt like forever. The inside of my throat is scratched to shit...and it hurts to talk, It sounds like I lost my voice.

- Went to the Outback Steakhouse for dinner....and will never go there ever again, although they made a good martini.

- got a phone call from "the millionaire" from last semester. He misses me....HA! Its been good to talk to him...he wants to go out for dinner this week.....

- Caught someone in a major lie.....I confronted him about it, and laughed when he said that it was my fault that he lied to me. He said, that he tries to give me the truth, but I dont accept it...To that, I said "Truth? Whatever, dont use big words you dont understand"...and then I told him that he was a really bad liar....And then I told him when he learned to tell the truth, then try it out on me...So much for avoiding drama.....

28 comments:

rawbean said...

This list is great! You really need to incorporate a webcam into your hairdo so we can all see what's happening.

I can't believe your friend and his porn! Hilarious!

Princess Pessimism said...

....Rawbean - like attach a webcam to my head? LOL

rawbean said...

yea...like it sounds like you have long hair...maybe you could do a beehive and fit the camera inside - the lense would be a 'barrette'...

Miss Ash said...

I must say i'm not thrilled with Season 6 of the Sopranos. But the ones you are watching right now are really good.

Px said...

this week i:
-got wasted, i had a pint of vodka and coke in front of me at one point
-didn't get a hangover from said drinking
-told some people i was busy and so couldn't go out drinking with them, then arranged to something to do afterwards
-got bored
-had an argument with a guy at work (although this may have been the week before, they seem to blurring into one at the moment)
-had a fight in the office (please note this was a "fun" fight)
-spent money which i probably shouldn't have
-told someone something i shouldn't
-pissed off my ex who now thinks i pulled while drunk, i didn't!
-didn't feel guilty about giving the impression that i'd pulled

Princess Pessimism said...

Rawbean - It is long....when I have it curly, Its almost half way down my back, but when I straighten it, it is halfway down my back...And as for a beehive, its way too fine. It would fall out in a second. Think of something else, and i'll post it for HNT. LOL

Ash - I watched one episode of season 6 so far...It was a good one....Tony wakes up out of his coma! Horray!

PX - What does that mean? Pulled while you were drunk?

Px said...

pulling someone involved kissing (and/or more)
the only reason i referenced while drunk is because i was in the pub where we work

Jennifer said...

PX, Why does your ex not want you to 'pull'? You're either together and she has control over who you get it on with, or you are not together and she gets no say.

Jennifer said...

don't feel bad, give people the impression you had an orgy, that's the beauty of being single.

Natalia said...

WOW on the almost dying. That shit is scary. There is so much medical stuff to help us and yet we can die from eating. My mum had one such experience while on a plane back from France. We were all laughing at something and then she wasn't laughing anymore cause that would have taken air and she had none of that...soooo yeah...scary.

-N

slopmaster said...

I don't know if Maury has a piece or not, but that previous story was hilarious. And the friend and his porn. priceless.

Trib said...

Two words:
Surgical Airway

Princess Pessimism said...

PX - if she's your ex, why does she even care? Its not her business if you did or didnt. I agree with Jennifer

Natalia - It is scary....thats never happened to me before, until the other day....its terrifying, and you panic.

Slop - "Maury's wigs dont come off" is a quote from Goodfellas. It's the tag line for Maury's wigs.

Trib - That looks HORRIBLE!!!

Jennifer said...

Trib, I've always thought it would be cool to try that, I've also always wanted to give the heimlich maneuver. I gave my brother CPR once when we were kids, but he didn't need it.

My cousin choked at the Hard Rock Cafe on a school trip. She stood up and got the waiter's attention. He asked if she was choking and she nodded, then he got ready to heimlich her, then he turned her back around and yelled in her face that it better not be a joke, she shook her head and he cleared her airway, the food shot accross the room. She was mortified and the teachers made her sit at their table for the rest of the weeklong trip in case it happened again.

Princess Pessimism said...

Thats a HORRIFYING story Jennifer. As if that waiter yelled at her.

rawbean said...

How about Princess Leah buns.? Of course you'd have to turn your head sideways to get a good shot of everything.

Trib said the "two words" thing on my blog too....hmmm....

Lindsey said...

LOL. I TOTALLY roast marshmellows over candles too!!!!

P.S. Glad you didn't die.

Trib said...

PP - Horrible or breath-tastic?

Jennifer - I'm glad your cousin made it in spite of the reluctant help. One thing they didn't mention is not to angle the blade up so you don't cut the vocal cords. Just a pointer in case you're there with your steak knife next time.

Rawbean - I'm a man of few words so I must use them repeatedly.

Px said...

i thnk it was more to do with her being there when she thought it happened
thing that bugged me more is that she didn't even bother asking about it, others did (on her behalf?)

Princess Pessimism said...

Rawbean - LOL...Princess Leah buns eh? Dont hold your breath on that one. LOL!!!

Linny - You DO??? I thought I was the only person who did that...and thanks. I'm glad I didnt die too.

Trib - Horrible...and breath tastic. But I couldnt do it, blood makes me faint. Especially my own....If i'm seeing my own blood come out of my body, its usually because I'm in some pain...we dont like blood here.

PX - Ya, that pisses me off too...that she cared enough to mention it to everyone else, but not enough to ask you about it. Makes me angry....

berly02 said...

I can't believe you almost died.
Pesky crackers.

The millionaire and dinner, why don't we like him again?

Jennifer said...

Trib - If I'm cutting into your throat, your long term ability to speak is probably the least of your worries. Besides, I've seen it done on M*A*S*H a zillion times!

PX - If she was there then that changes things, perhaps she didn't want to seem accusing, perhaps she wasn't asking at all just some other busy body. You're the person who would have the best idea of what's going on anyway, no point in the rest of us weighing in.

PP - I'd probably have yelled too if I were the weighter, can you imagine having 100 or so high school aged kids in your section and getting tricked into giving one of them the Heimlich because they were all playing a huge elaborate joke on you.

Berly - Wasn't the millionaire racist? I forget now.

angel, jr. said...

Love your confessionals.
WTF? Why was she flicking your hair with her pen? Why was she even near touching you?

Princess Pessimism said...

Berly - He was racist....

Jennifer - You were right...he was.

Angel - She was sitting behind me, and she thought that It was her right to flick my hair....I havent seen her since then, she probably moved to the other side of the classroom. LOL!

Big Ben said...

I'm sure Slopmaster would have given you mouth to mouth if you were choking. Not to save you, just to eat the cracker before you died.

Princess Pessimism said...

Big Ben - That doesnt surprise me at all....

Px said...

thing is nothing happened, nothing was going to happen and i'd told her that a few weeks ago
anyway things seem better now so i'm past caring about it, i've been chatting to various people and they've all said, like you, i should stop worrying about her feelings

Marcus said...

I worked a lot, slept a little and accidentally farted during a sales meeting.

But thats about as exciting as my week's been.