Sunday, March 05, 2006

Oscars and Skateboarders

This is the THIRD day i've come to campus to get some work done, and the third day that i've done absolutely nothing.....I'm so uninterested in doing work this weekend.

Today is the Oscars. I have never watched the Oscars, and I have no intentions of ever watching the Oscars....although, on days like this, when I know Miss Ash is glued to her tv, I like to call her just to hear her answer the phone and say "What are you doing, The Oscars are on"....and then I laugh, and she says "Ugh...Good bye". And I imagine there's a major eye roll that accompanies the "Ugh" bit of that.

I dont know who's nominated for what, or what's nominated for what...all i know is that it's usually about 4 hours long, and seriously, I cant imagine EVER sitting for 4 hours watching a tv show, about movies...Oh...DAMMIT....LOL..Uhh...except there's ONE special that bravo puts out around halloween....it's called "100 Scariest Movie Moments of all time" It's 5 hours..but I've never seen the whole thing. But I WOULD watch that.

You know, Once Miss Ash's household was picked for the Neilson ratings....maybe she'll blog about it one day....the outcome is mildly entertaining....

Its funny....to push those "friend" buttons...just like Jenny pushes my "Bears in Politics" button. When you've been friends as long as we have, it's something to look forward to...Thats the perk of the long term friendship...being able to annoy eachother, on purpose, and it's done out of love.

I signed Miss Ash up on a "Cowboy Outfitters" website....and added her to their mailing list. Those belt buckles were to DIE over.

I signed a friend up on the KY Jelly website, and got them to send samples of KY warming lube to her parents house...LOL! But it was done under her alias....so she knew they were for her.

*sitting at the library, I'm looking out the window at a bunch of skate boarding punks....you know the ones who wear their pants around their asses.....And one of them was mildly cute....and I cant help but wonder...Is it wrong to date someone who's primary mode of transportation, is a skateboard?

20 comments:

rawbean said...

Skaters a asexual - stay away.

That is so funny that you signed your friends up for that stuff - I've done that too, except to an ex-boyfriend. I put his e-mail on a bunch of porn site mailing lists...come to think of it, he was probably pleased - dammit! Come to think of it, he was a SKATER!

I'm at work trying to catch up for a presentation tomorrow, but I too choose to slack and check out blogs instead.

Princess Pessimism said...

Rawbean - you're at work today? BOOO. thats no good. I'm so fucking bored sitting here, *for the past 5 hours* I think i've got about 3 pages read, inbetween all the messenger conversations i'm having. Its SO gorgeous outside....But i've resolved to myself to finish this chapter. 7 more pages to go.

and as for the skater ex...i have one of those, from winnipeg....wouldnt it be funny if it was the same guy. LOL

Trib said...

Since you already have a skater ex, you already know that it's not alright to date people who use skateboards as their primary mode of transportation. Problem solved! Good work, team! Off to the showers!

angel, jr. said...

I'm with you. I don't care about the Oscars, who's wearing what, and listening to Melissa Rivers try to be like her mother.

Miss Ash said...

Oh i'm soooo excited about the Oscars, i've been watching them for years and just love them. I certainly will not be answering the phone, perhaps i'll take it off the hook.

Yeah, the KY was funny, i remember my mother asking "why would they send you KY?"

Princess Pessimism said...

....Well, Trib. Since you put it that way....I guess I should have clarified and said "Again". LOL

Angel - Oh god...those women are SO annoying.

Princess Pessimism said...

Miss Ash - I JUST left you a message on your celly....not urgent.

Did you ever end up using that KY?? =)

Big Ben said...

Better than dating a guy that rides a scooter.

Princess Pessimism said...

Big Ben - AHHH HAHAHA...Touche...LOL! True enough

Px said...

Is it wrong to date someone who's primary mode of transportation, is a skateboard?
shallow!
it's not about what you drive, it's about who you are...you know that :P
besides if people with big cars are trying to substitue for something imagine what the skaters are packing...
lol

Princess Pessimism said...

PX - You may be on to something there you know....I dated a skateboarder once you know...Your theory has some validity. =)

Lindsey said...

I've noticed that Ash and I are a lot alike too.

I hate when people call me during my shows. I've started putting my phone on silent.

Princess Pessimism said...

Linny - Ohh....thats So bad. It's just TV...LOL!

berly02 said...

Hubby signed me up on all the porn websites he could five years ago. I'm still filtering those damn emails.

I don't watch the Oscars either. They are gonna tell you the next day, why wait through the bore.

Vinesh said...

don't know much about skateboard guys...

but surfboard guys are sure dating material i'm told..

:-P

Px said...

heh heh i've never had a skateboard...but that doesn't matter, i've never had any complaints in that department either ;o)

Princess Pessimism said...

Berly - See, that I wont do, those emails never stop coming....LOL

Vinesh - Ya? I dont live close enough to the ocean, one day I will...and then, i'll have to date a surfer to find out.

Princess Pessimism said...

PX - Thanks for sharing. LOL

Hernesto G said...

Oscars are what Americans do to remember all those people in Canada that worked for little money on our movies... Thanks CANADA, eh!

Jennifer said...

PX, why don't you put a picture of your skateboard on your blog next Thursday?