Sunday, April 16, 2006

Blogger Confessional© Easter Extravaganza

A Good week, but then of course, I'm bias....MUCH better than last week, but then again, last week, was a bloody disaster.

And in the spirit of Easter, a change of color...I apologize in advance if it hurts your eyes....these pastel colors make me mental....without further adieu....my most recent Blogger Confessional©.

**DISCLAIMER - If you love the Lord, and are religious, and find Jesus humor offensive, Do NOT click on the links in the first confessional point. Otherwise, its a little sacriligious fun for those of you i'll meet in hell.

This week I:

- Read a blog by Big Ben. He wrote a post about what Jesus would do if he had the internet. I wanted to comment, but thought I would save it...I realized it had been a long time since I had been Here. I know I posted it before, but this time, its Wizard of Oz theme...OR, find this other horribly offensive one here *this one is brand new, and SUPER attrocious, I dont know what happened to the Easter themed one.*

** UPDATE: I found it, the Easter Themed Dress up J-Man. LOL...J-Man. Big Ben is Too funny.

- Actually had to tell someone who Annie Lennox was. He had no idea, and this guys like over 40...how do you not know who Annie Lennox is?

- Came up with a new alias for LD and myself for Vegas....We're gonna be other people for 4 days. Miss Ash is using one I gave her years ago, I have yeat to hear from Jennifer on the subject.

- Got a phone call from the "Crazy Guy" I confessed about last week. He wanted me to know that he was walking in my general area of the city, although he does not know what building I live in. I stood up to peek out the window to see if I could see him, and when I moved the curtains, he was standing right beneath my window. I jumped back so fast, to make sure he didnt see me, that i tripped over my bed, and wiped out....while I was still on the phone with him. I told him not to call me anymore, he creeps me out.

- Saw a guy wearing a pocket protector...for REAL, not just to be funny....I wanted to ask him about it, but I was late for class...

- Finished the semester, now I just have exams to worry about.

- Decided to stay in Windsor, and skip Easter this year...its best that way..too much chocolate around, too tempting.

- Started Volunteer, and I love it....i'm doing their intakes and Supervised access...for those of you who know what supervised access is, all of their visits take place in one room, at the same time, isnt that WIERD?? 1 staff, to 2 visits...it gets crazy.

- Walked home from class, and I got caught in a severe thunder storm...in a matter of 1 minute, I was soaked, and the thunder and lightening were cracking right over my head across the sky. It was awesome!! And I laughed when the thunder was so loud, it made me cover my ears....And then, of course, when I stepped into the parking lot, the clouds went away, and the sun came out....

- Bought "Honey" frozen yogurt....allow me to serve as a cautionary tale. Even if you love honey, more than life itself...this stuff? Its Nasty.

**UPDATE: Yrautca is a whiner, and wants his OWN sentence. This week, Yrautca came back to my blog to annoy me...and is doing so rather quickly....

- This week Hernesto ALSO came back to my blog....and has been more plesant than usual.

Thats it people....not a very exciting week...did lots of studying, and school stuff. Happy Long weekend everyone.

43 comments:

Miss Ash said...

Oh my Lord, the Jesus dress up site, actually became more distastefull if that is possible. Hitler and Marilyn Manson outfits...Oh My!!

Princess Pessimism said...

I KNOW...i went to get the address the other day, and it was the easter one, where you could dress Jesus up as the Easter bunny...i dont know what happened to it, but when I went bak to get it today, that villian one was there instead...I was even horrified...Did you see the Tele tubby outfit?? LOL!!!

Big Ben said...

Wow those J-man dress up sites are more offensive than anything I could ever write.

You and Rawbean have been reading too many American blogs "colour" is how we spell it here. For some reason that just drives me nuts.

Princess Pessimism said...

Big Ben - J-Man...LOL!!! You're so funny.

I know how color is spelled here...I lived in the states for a while, and had to spell it their way, and have always spelled it their way. Thats my excuse.

rawbean said...

The site wouldn't let me put the marilyn manson head on Jebus....haha funny links.

Don't you find it odd how much big ben actually KNEW about religion in order to write his post? I couldn't have done it!

I've been trying to spell colour correctly (especially at work) ever since big ben called me on it.

Princess Pessimism said...

Rawbean - I did the Marilyn Manson one...LOL!!! Maybe if you reset it, it might work...

Not only do I find it odd, that Ben knew so much about religion, I find it MORE odd, that he knows so much, he could make rhyming couplets for his poem...

And as for the color/colour debate...dont let him bully you. You spell it however you want hunnie...LOL!!

Liz said...

I think the chocolate Jebus definitely reserves you a seat in hell. hahaha

Uh oh... I may be seated next to you now.

Natalia said...

Wow...scary about the creepy guy... seriously. Stalker much? And the whole dress up Jesus was so funny!!!!

-N

Katie said...

lol...we are going to hell......lol o my

Princess Pessimism said...

Liz - Maybe...but dressing jesus up, as the good witch of the north? LOL!!! That's funny. sorta....LOL

Natalia - I KNOW!!! I was so afraid he was going to see me. And he's so creepy, and makes me want to vomit to be perfectly honest

KT - LOL!!! See you there girl!

Natalia said...

I second the hurling :)

-N

berly02 said...

Did you actually think Honey yogurt was gonna be good?

Princess Pessimism said...

Natalia - Ya..that creep repellant, not working...LOL

Berly - I wasnt sure. I like honey, but i definitely do NOT like this....It was like gritty honey flavored crumbly frozen yogurt...the texture, and consistency were SO wierd...and it had huge globs of honey in it. I dont know, I took about 5 bites, and threw it away...

Lindsey said...

Oh no...he was standing outside your window? Ugh. I would have completely freaked and skidded across the room too.

*Gasp* what if he has a tracking device on you somewhere and that's how he came to be standing at your window!

Princess Pessimism said...

Linny - 2 things.

1. He might have a tracking device, but I doubt it, he's never been in my place, OR touched me. I made a promise to myself the second I ran into him.

2. If you're trying to freak me out, the same way I tried with stories of the man who lives in your vents, and spies on you while you're sleeping, it wont work....i'm too sneaky for him. LOL!

angel, jr. said...

The color is truly Easter.
How does one not know who Annie Lennox is. I'm not a fan of hers, but I still know the song "No More I Love Yous".

yrautca said...

WHAA???/

No mention of Yratuca. This week we got back together as a couple. I am so sad you didnt mention it. Maybe you are still in denial.

Princess Pessimism said...

Angel - My thoughs exactly. even if you arent a fan, I mean..the Eurythmics?? come on!!!

Yrautca - I updated....

Jennifer said...

I'm with Big Ben, I'm so adamant about this that I've been known to crack out my red pen and mark people's writing.
For example, there are often American profs at Canadian universities, and once I actually cracked out a red pen, corrected the American spelling on the syllabus and put it in the prof's mailbox anonymously.

Princess Pessimism said...

LOL!!! Jennifer, I cant believe you did that. Colour/Color....whatever, its all the same.

Besides, what do you say to the people that bug you about the way you say "tomato"?

I say the same thing, to people who bug me about spelling words the American way...

Jennifer said...

How I pronounce tomato is also correct though. Spelling colour the American way in Canada is incorrect.

Do you also write a check to pay your bills? Or do you spell it cheque like the rest of Canadians? That one drives me bananas.

In the case of people who correct my pronunciation of tomato - they often do it unconsciously - like when I'm ordering a sandwich and it's just flat out rude and they have no idea that they are being rude.

I realize that it can be rude to correct people, otherwise I wouldn't have corrected the prof anonymously.

I did it at Howie's apartment once. I corrected an extra apostrophe on a sign on the door of the laundry room on my way to his apartment door and he called me the next day to ask if it was me - I had to sheepishly admit to it.

Sexy Suburbanite said...

Ah, I remember when Darth Vader died for our sins. Umm, wait, that's just Jesus dressed up like Darth Vader. Funny shit.

Princess Pessimism said...

Jennifer - I do write Checks. And my entire life, I have spelled words the Yank way. I always lived close enough to the boarder, that it was never marked wrong on assignments. I was never corrected by teachers. Maybe they were more lenient here because we did live so close....who knows. Maybe all of my teachers were morons. Who knows....but its funny, becuase I am going to teachers college, in America...and will be influencing generations of spelling the American way for years to come. LOL!!!

Maybe i'll get a job in the states. That way, I wont offend anyone.

Princess Pessimism said...

S.Subs - LOL!!!!!!! Oh my god..You are TOO funny....hahaha...you remember when darth vader died for our sins. LOL!!! Priceless!

Hernesto G said...

YOU FORGOT ME IN THE UPDATE!!!

where is my "welcome back"? "nice to see you"? "happy passover"? Where is my Ticker-Tate parade??? hmmmm?

Pamela Hollosnap said...

boy oh boy, too funny! I got into the groove of your blog fairly quickly and truly enjoyed myself. Keep it up, I'll be back for more!

Princess Pessimism said...

Hernesto - Updated...crybaby.

Pamela - Welcome welcome!!! Thanks for commenting

yrautca said...

I RESENT being mentioned in the same sentence as hernie. I am the real deal. Hernie is just wannabe. I thought this was real.

Princess Pessimism said...

Yrautca - you are REALLY pushing it.

yrautca said...

btw, PP, its spelled 'weird'.

yrautca said...

Ok sorry.

Princess Pessimism said...

Yrautca - I updated....suck.

yrautca said...

thank you, PP.

Princess Pessimism said...

Welcome =)

rawbean said...

Hernesto is a man of blog mystery.

Princess Pessimism said...

Rawbean - You're telling ME!!!

Trib said...

I only wish he blogged more often. That shit he puts up is priceless.

Princess Pessimism said...

Trib - Go over there, and ask him to post more...i think hes hilarious too!!

Big Ben said...

Wow. Some people are much more sacreligious than me. Easter Jesus dress up.

No excuse on the spelling unless you have U.S. citizenship.

Miss Ash said...

PP i shall also point out that you once again put becuase instead of because and you put boarder instead of border :P

Not that i'm checking ... figured i'd hop on the bandwagon of spell checkers

Princess Pessimism said...

Miss Ash - Bite me. LOL!...you're lucky, i've been diligent about "ridiculous"...

I type fast, mistakes are bound to be made..i dont edit, and i dont care. I'm not perfect..WHY WHY WHY do you all demand good grammar from me? LOL!!!

I love you. =)

yrautca said...

you call good spelling good grammar? you are hopeless after all.

Princess Pessimism said...

Yrautca - Spelling ISNT a part of grammar??? I'm going to be a teacher...scary huh?