I brought back a handful of those escort coupons back with me. I haven't really checked for diseases though. Maybe you'll find something good to hang on to in Vegas.
I have no doubt that all of you dirty bitches come back with some social disease or another. If anyone has sex on my bed while we are there I will kill them and bury them in the desert.
Jennifer's obsessed with burying bodies in the desert...she brings it up all the time...My suggestion. Sleep with one eye open...she's not to be trusted.
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Yea you don't want to bring any souvenirs like that back with you!
So when do you go? Not till May right? It will be a blast!
Rawbean - I DEFINITELY dont want anything like that....We plan on meeting texas oil billionaires.....
Ya, we go in may...I cant wait.
I SOOOOOOOO want to go to Vegas and pretend to be someone else for the night (like in the commercials).
Good lord LOL. That certainly won't be me.
I brought back a handful of those escort coupons back with me. I haven't really checked for diseases though. Maybe you'll find something good to hang on to in Vegas.
AHAHAHA!!!
I almost LEFT my sister in Vegas when I took her for her birthday.
(in fact...why didn't I!?!)
I love Cyanide and Happiness! Herpes is a gift that keeps giving.
that was freaking brilliant. I'm still laughing.
mmmmm
vegas
sick
yet strangely funny!!
Miss Ash - We're hoping those texas oil billionaires dont have cooties.
Slop - Escort Coupons??? Are they willing to travel?
Lucifleur - Why did you almost leave your sister in vegas? That sounds like a quality story....
Trib - Ewww...LOL!!!! But I suppose you're right....
Amichai - Glad you liked, a friend sent it to me a bit ago, I felt it deserved its own post.
PX - At least you didnt say mmmm...Herpes..LOL!
Berly - Oh come on...ITs sick and funny...LOL!
I have no doubt that all of you dirty bitches come back with some social disease or another.
If anyone has sex on my bed while we are there I will kill them and bury them in the desert.
I have a single room ;)
I don't need Jennifer's bed.
Jennifer's obsessed with burying bodies in the desert...she brings it up all the time...My suggestion. Sleep with one eye open...she's not to be trusted.
Gotta keep it clean on the vacations.
actually I just couldn't get laid when I was single and on vacation.
Big Ben - So is that your warning for us NOT to meet up with Slopmaster?
LMAO!!
That is cute.
Vegas was built for naughty behavior and quickie marriages. Gambling is what you do in between those two things.
Hopefully I'll be able to take advantage of you girls while you're there, but I might be in Argentina shooting a movie in May.
ROTFL...good joke but on a sad topic. So many people have it nowadays and are not honest enough with their partners. :(
But yaay Vegas.
-N
Hey PP - who's your friend?
Well, the guy goes to a stick-figure doctor. I would ask for a second opinion.
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