Monday, August 14, 2006

Toronto Shenanigans

Me and Miss Ash had the same weekend. No point in reading it twice. She's written about the nicer bits of our weekend. I've written about what a bitch I am.
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We head to "T dot", to attend some events that we were invited to, as we are very popular (haha). We hit Jenni's neighborhood, notice that a movie is being filmed, ditch our stuff, and go check it out. I see this guy.

Jennifer's got this carty thing loaded with all the BBQ stuff we could ever need (minus the buns) and we're on our way to the ferry docks. At the streetcar, these 2 "posh" bitches, are there, complaining they wont get a seat because of all the people and proceed to point infront of Jennifer and say, "get ahead of THAT girl".

**DISCLAIMER: As a general rule, we're not really particularily mean people. Okay, umm, hm...well, we're mean, but we're only quasi mean, which doesnt make us mean at all...it makes us assertive, and straight forward, but I digress.

The street car miraculously stops directly in front of where we were standing, which never happens. Jenni makes a b-line to the door, I help her lift up that carty thing, and the one "posh bitch" is rubbing her tits on my arm trying to get into the street car. And since I dont particularily like being jostled by anyone, I look at her, and say "I cant GO any faster". Which i'm sure, didnt come out in my nicest tone.

We sit down inside, and Miss Ash sits in front of me giggling, that she also told these women off. And said something to the effect of "Is it really going to fucking matter if you have to stand?"
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On the ferry on the way back, my friends are playing this charades type game. I dont really like games, so I wasnt playing. This random quasi-hottie jumps in, and wants a turn. He had a can of "Bud" in each hand, and when "S" hands him the thing to join in, he put the beer cans in his pockets. Ugh...trash.

Its random's turn and he starts pointing to his friend. I know I wasnt playing, but couldn't help but yell out "Alpha Male" (we laugh, out loud) and when that was wrong, I yell out "Frat Boy" (we laugh again). Wrong again....he was trying to act out "Beside" Hm...Whatev.
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I think I broke my baby toe today (actually I call them piggies, but you guys dont know that about me)...it hurts, and its so fat that i put my sandals on, and it was squashed in there. So if I had an excuse to not do anything before I hurt my piggy, i have an even better one now.

16 comments:

Miss Ash said...

I posted about the weekend as well...how did i ever forget about those horribly pushy women. They were terrible, and one got off on the very next stop to boot. She would have been standing a total of 45 seconds, but instead bowled anyone over in her way to get to the seat like a 5 year old.

Princess Pessimism said...

I KNOW!!! While you were reading, I totally edited my post and rewrote the whole thing. There's no point in people reading about our entire weekend twice....Your John fluevogs are hot!!!

Trib said...

What's wrong with putting beer cans in your pockets? I carry them around in there and then drink the beer through a two foot long straw.

Scott said...

Sounds like a solid weekend... getting in the Torontonians faces and all...

Scott

Natalia said...

Awww...broken piggy. Mu sister did that and it was really a lot more painful than anyone anticipated. It healed on its own, which is great. But OUCH! And that dude is cute but I can't help but think of him as the dude in American Pie. And that's just not cool...I mean...funny...but stupid. :) Sounds like a great time, though. I can't wait for my holidays.

-N

Princess Pessimism said...

Trib - It just bugs me...

Scott - Well you live there, you know how it is.

Natalia - I had tears in my eyes, I thought I was going to die.

rawbean said...

your poor little toe! Awhh....

you and miss ash are funny. I like how you went over to her blog and called her a loser for posting the same thing as you.

random note: I swear this is true, I dated a guy (for like 2 months) that looked a lot like stifler. He was a total loser and it took me two months to stop denying that he was a loser and break up with him. If I could take one guy off my list (like he never existed), it would be stifler (the fake, not the real).

yrautca said...

sounds like fun. if someone called me alpha male i would be very happy. sorry to hear about the toe. painful.

Princess Pessimism said...

Rawbean - Ya....but in all fairness, she did post it first. I actually edited and reposted like 10 times....and then i finally hacked out all the bits that she had written, and linked her post to mine. It was easier that way.
Thats too bad that guy was a total loser....I dated a guy so hot once, but he was the stupidest fucking idiot ive ever met....It hurts when they're cute but horrible.

Yrautca - Awww...thanks. It doesnt hurt as bad today.

Big Ben said...

Tell more about the girls boobs rubbing on you. How did it make you feel?

Princess Pessimism said...

Ben - Well...as a general rule, I dont like girls rubbing their boobs on me. And since this woman was a bit older, it was extra not nice....but it wasnt as exciting as you want it to be.

Amichai said...

Those weren't beer cans in his pockets he was just happy to see you.

The "alpha male" and "frat boy" bit actually made me chuckle aloud, getting the "what the hell is he doing instead of work?" looks from my fellow workers at the office.

Princess Pessimism said...

Amichai - Well at least one of you found it funny, and shares my sense of humor. I actually edited the description of what these guys really looked like.

slopmaster said...

You're such a bitch! It's so hot! I don't really mind when posh bitches rub their boobs on me, I bet if I read on further, Big Ben said something about this.

Yup.. he wrote something about it. So.. how did it make you feel?

Sexy Suburbanite said...

Where were you headed with all the BBQ fixin's?

Princess Pessimism said...

Slop - Ya ya...whetev.
I felt violated from that woman. Thanks for asking.

Sexy - There are some Islands that are part of toronto, and we went to Center Island. Its only like a 10 minute ferry ride...but it was awesome.