Monday, October 02, 2006

Blogger Confessional© Spicoli can't handle his booze.....

...or whoever the guy was who we dubbed "Spicoli". Worst part? He was so young, he didnt even know who that was....sigh.

Anyway, me and LD hit the town this weekend, and found ourselves, as we usually do, in the mst random of circumstances. Last time it was just me and her, it was the "Neon Rider" "Mr. Morphene" and "Tha avian bird flu guy". This time...it was Spicoli.

My family was having a shindig at the house, which is common around here. (they cant seem to get enough of one another) I invited LD over, and as she GRACIOUSLY WONDERFULLY helps me finish my homework assignments, we decide to go see School for Scoundrels. Which I might add is good for a giggle, and explained a LOT about why most men are jerks. Me and LD have decided that when girls and boys hit grade 9, and they separate them for gym class, this is what they are teaching them....why else do we need to be divided???

And it would explain why most guys have a jerky tendancy from the age of 14 on....but I digress.

So we go see this movie, and we head over to a bar to sit down and have a drink. Its already after midnight, and a bit cold, so i dont figure we'll stay long....but we get our drinks, and head outside to the patio, to enjoy one of the last few nice nights of the year.

But before we do, these 3 young cuties come into the bar, and when the bartender asks them for id, they were born in 1987...which hurts...but whatev...im sure someone thought that about us at one point.

So we venture outside, and these 3 follow shortly after. They have a friend come meet them, who is equally adorable, and while we all strike up general conversation, Spicoli falls asleep on the table.

A couple of these cuties were from the Cayman Islands, and Spicoli had this impossible accent. At one point, I wasnt sure he was even speaking english....but we all managed to talk, and laugh until like 2:30. Two of them were horribly distressed about girls, and asking for advice. It was rather enjoyable, and a good night.

I just wanted to throw something down, this post is shit...but I have 5 assignments due this week, you wont get much more out of me than this.

15 comments:

Lindsey said...

It's not shit. At least you're posting. I"m not sure I can convince myself to do so. We'll see.

yrautca said...

These days who isnt horribly distressed about girls, and asking for advice. Is there a help line?

Sexy Suburbanite said...

We always had mixed gym class -- boys and girls together. I remember because in 9th grade we had to run 1 mile and I beat about half the boys to the finish line. Which really was sad because I am quite slow. But, yep, I remember the boys being there. Hmmm...

Phil said...

I also enjoyed the post the second time. Your redundancy is refreshing!

Miss Ash said...

Sounds like a good night!

Natalia said...

Dude, I feel you on the assignments. That's why I posted what I posted...I am sooo busy. But I was laughing at the whole spicoli thing :) Granted I learned about it when I was older becuase I wasn't raised in the US..but that is hilarious :)

-N

Scott said...

We are all distressed, it is a natural state of being I think.

Scott

Princess Pessimism said...

Linny - You always come up with someething, even if its about how you eloquently type that you cant think of anything to write.

Yrautca - Of course there is....find your local distress center, and give them a call.

Sexy - Well...I can only speak for canada...werent you divided for the reproduction aspect of gym class? We were. We figured thats when it was done.

Phil - LISTEN UP. I do a lot of tab stuff, so when I post its open on one tab, and then I open another one, and it gets all muddled. No need to be jerky about it.

Miss Ash - It was!!! both nights were highly entertaining. Although, I didnt write about the old man who rubbed his arm against mine on purpose...that was nauseating.

Natalia - I am so SICK of assignments.....

Scott - haha....probably.

Sexy Suburbanite said...

Our "reproduction" information was given in science class -- not gym. And, no, they didn't split us up for that either.

Princess Pessimism said...

Sexy - Hm...well. I dont know what to tell you then. But we assume thats what happened here, Im clueless about why american guys re jerky then. LOL

Trib said...

I just love enlightening the young ones. They didn't split up our gym classes. Did that happen every where else?

Big Ben said...

A lot of hot girls were born in 1987. None of them are interested in me.

Princess Pessimism said...

Trib - Ya, I dont know why you guys werent separated...we were. it was mandatory, for at least 1 month of the semester.

Ben - Like who???

Ayman said...

Where da white women at?

Jennifer said...

Cayman Islands? That sounds fishy, in fact, that's where my fake ID was from when I was underage.
I can't comment on separating the genders for sex ed. I went to a Catholic school where they didn't teach it, then a girls school where they did teach sex ed, but there was only one gender.