Tuesday, September 13, 2005

You wont even believe it, because I dont.....

So I was just standing out on my balcony, because it's hotter than HELL in here....and I was watching the world go by, insteard of doing my readings....

This black Car pulls up outside of my building and the windows were down....This Guy, is in his car, JERKING OFF. NO JOKE....HE was jerking off...and by the looks of it, he was REALLY enjoying himself. I'm only on the 3rd floor so i'm not that high from the street, and believe me when I tell you that I had a perfect view...I HAD a perfect view.

Okay....Yes, I couldnt help myself....I just stood there, staring...jaw on the floor...becuse it's not everyday that you see that. And he was there about 3 minutes, finished I guess, and drove off.

I picked my jaw up off the balcony and came in here to tell you all about it. Fucking CRAZY city.....and yes, i'm disgusting for watching, i'll admit it....but It was WORSE than the worst car crash you'd ever seen. Ususally I NEVER look at car accidents, becuse if someone I loved was being zipped up in a body bag on the side of the road, I wouldnt want the world to stop and stare.....but This...this random guy jerking off....I couldnt help it. LOL

24 comments:

joy said...

Ewww!!!

Miss Ash said...

Did you join in LOL, reminds me of a movie Jay made me watch...Chains of Desire i believe it was called, all these random people are masterbating but watching each other through their apartment windows...Jay would only let us watch the finest

Princess Pessimism said...

Miss Ash...were you with us that one time at Shona's for Latkas when those people across the way were having sex in their apartment....Oh no, you were....but did you ever hear of it? LOL

Dan....YOU DO THAT? Is that a common practise amongst guys??? I was UNAWARE....

Px said...

was he a big boy?

SirTalksALot said...

That puts a new meaning to a drive by shooting.........

He drives up.
He stops.
He shoots.
He leaves.

Classic!

berly02 said...

I have a friend who was walking down the street when a guy pulled over to ask her directions. He had no pants on and was pleasuring himself. Sick!

Princess Pessimism said...

PX...Is that something that interests you? LOL

Sir Talks...LOL!!! Drive by shooting....I almost feel like changing the title of my blog

Berly...I AGREE. Men are pigs....sometimes. LOL

Natalia said...

I am wondering what he was jerking off to.. a song? Something on the radio? Weird....lol

-N

Hernesto G said...

i was jerking off at work the other day then i came in my pants and had to work another 6 hours that way. fucking work.

petrow said...

he shoots, he scores!!!!!!!!!

Katie said...
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Katie said...

That is very funny I think.

I'm with Natalia, What was he doing too or for??

Lindsey said...

Ooooooo. Was he cute? Don't feel bad...i would have watched the whole thing. That's what he gets for parking in front of your window. Come on guys..if it was a chic...you'd be there with your tongues glued to the railing.

Princess Pessimism said...

Petrow...thank you for those revolting sentiments...LOL

Natalia and Katie...Well if it WAS something on the radio that he was jerking off to, he must have REALLY like the song.

Linny...you're ABSOLUTELY right. 100%. On all parts of your comment.
I dont know if he was hot, but he had well developed shoulders...and forearms...LOL

Mr. O said...

that is gross...

im sorry that we are at the same points in our lives... mainly because i wish i wasnt at this point. but alas, the road of life includes bumps, rocks, and detours.

Trib said...

The word that jumped into my head was "Festive" and I have no idea why.

popfizz said...

sorry.. traffic was horrendous..
had to stop to release the hounds if you know what i mean.

good one too.. got me in the cheek.

i'll always remember that street... the succulent trees and wispering walks..

....

god damn i need to finish him off again..

ok.. no more typing.. more jerkin...

Princess Pessimism said...

Pop Fizz....Funny you should mention that.....Becuase in all honesty, I was going to call this post "PopFizz...this city is right up your alley"...but then didnt. LOL

Phil said...

Wow! Talk about switching gears. You follow the sensitive and thoughtful "100 Things About Me" with a post about a guy gettting his jerk on. You should consider it a compliment that he let you watch. Before you say"he didn't know" you were watching, don't kid yourself, we have a 6th sense when it comes to that. That's why he did it.

*Natalia* said...

Hmm, I would like to say that I would be revolted, but I probably would watch for a while first.

Princess Pessimism said...

Phil....I dunno...sriously....It was pretty random, and fast. And I imagine that MOST people, when they drive, are paying attention to the road, NOT who's stadning on balconies....And that's just regular driving.....I imagine that driving while jerking off requires THAT much more concentration, considering that his eyes must have at LEAST been half closed. *which is the reason he probably pulled over*

Patricia said...

i dunno, i'm kinda with phil, i think he might've known or at least hoped he was being watched.

but three minutes?

now that is the grossest part of all.

Singlegirl said...

that is funny! I would have watched too~Maybe even would of started to moan really loud to help out a little. LOL

Nuclear Beaver said...

I'd have tossed some yogurt onto his windshield.